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Overheard at the Library

forzaniJun. 26th, 2009 07:31 pm

Rushed father, to small boy doing the 'I have to pee dance' in the library foyer: Wait, wait, wait! It's a series of steps! First bathroom, then take off your pants, then pee!
Small boy: *wets himself and begins sobbing*
Father: That's okay. Sometimes I get the steps mixed up too.

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jigsawdivaApr. 16th, 2009 11:17 am They were making a video, apparently

"Are we supposed to be talking, or just making mouth faces?"

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fechtbuchMar. 11th, 2009 01:33 pm

"What on earth's this? The Human Rights Alterer!"
"That's the Human Rights Alerter. Different thing altogether"

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fechtbuchOct. 16th, 2008 03:36 pm

- "We don't want to be spoonfeeding the students"
- "For some students, there is no spoon"

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spiritchaser1Oct. 15th, 2008 10:13 am Overheard circ desk

As a library associate is printing a woman's very long receipt for paying her late fines, the patron says: "Well gosh! That's about as long as one of my Wal-Mart receipts!"

Current Location: da ghetto lieberry
Current Mood: amusedamused

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spiritchaser1Oct. 9th, 2008 01:20 pm Technically in the parking lot

Patron loudly talking on her cell phone while struggling to assemble her stroller:
..."Yeah, he knocked me up as soon as we started dating!"

Current Location: da ghetto lieberry
Current Mood: fullfull
Current Music: patron's baby

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fechtbuchOct. 8th, 2008 10:54 am

"Elementary, my dear Watson!"

[The great consulting detective apparently being channelled by one of our female students]

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onerarebookSep. 22nd, 2008 03:19 pm during a student assistant's political rant ...

"And besides, there's a point in New York that is just as close to Russia as Alaska is!"


I can't even imagine how this could possibly be true, but please let me know if it is.  :)

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blatheringSep. 18th, 2008 10:48 am one nursing student to another

"Dude, you had to touch all of it?"

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onerarebookJul. 9th, 2008 10:42 am

 Jessi:  "So how much do I have to knit when I get older to justify my existance as a productive member of society?  Is it like three scarves per month?"
James:  "I think it's more like five."
Jessi:  "Now, that's really pushing it!"

Current Mood: amusedamused

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