|forzani||Jun. 26th, 2009 07:31 pm|
Rushed father, to small boy doing the 'I have to pee dance' in the library foyer: Wait, wait, wait! It's a series of steps! First bathroom, then take off your pants, then pee!2 comments - Leave a comment
Small boy: *wets himself and begins sobbing*
Father: That's okay. Sometimes I get the steps mixed up too.
|jigsawdiva||Apr. 16th, 2009 11:17 am They were making a video, apparently|
"Are we supposed to be talking, or just making mouth faces?"Leave a comment
|fechtbuch||Mar. 11th, 2009 01:33 pm|
"What on earth's this? The Human Rights Alterer!"Leave a comment
"That's the Human Rights Alerter. Different thing altogether"
|fechtbuch||Oct. 16th, 2008 03:36 pm|
- "We don't want to be spoonfeeding the students"Leave a comment
- "For some students, there is no spoon"
|spiritchaser1||Oct. 15th, 2008 10:13 am Overheard circ desk|
As a library associate is printing a woman's very long receipt for paying her late fines, the patron says: "Well gosh! That's about as long as one of my Wal-Mart receipts!"
Current Location: da ghetto lieberryLeave a comment
Current Mood: amused
|spiritchaser1||Oct. 9th, 2008 01:20 pm Technically in the parking lot|
Patron loudly talking on her cell phone while struggling to assemble her stroller:
..."Yeah, he knocked me up as soon as we started dating!"
Current Location: da ghetto lieberry1 comment - Leave a comment
Current Mood: full
Current Music: patron's baby
|fechtbuch||Oct. 8th, 2008 10:54 am|
"Elementary, my dear Watson!"Leave a comment
[The great consulting detective apparently being channelled by one of our female students]
|onerarebook||Sep. 22nd, 2008 03:19 pm during a student assistant's political rant ...|
"And besides, there's a point in New York that is just as close to Russia as Alaska is!"10 comments - Leave a comment
I can't even imagine how this could possibly be true, but please let me know if it is. :)
|onerarebook||Jul. 9th, 2008 10:42 am|
Jessi: "So how much do I have to knit when I get older to justify my existance as a productive member of society? Is it like three scarves per month?"
James: "I think it's more like five."
Jessi: "Now, that's really pushing it!"
Current Mood: amusedLeave a comment